The first day of the conference we are to visit two clinics, one private
and one public. Driving by the public one yesterday, it looked from the outside
not any better than the one I toured in Algiers. We have to skip that tour,
however, because we are on a Peruvian VIP schedule, and arrive 45 minutes late
at the hotel. We might have been on time but for two factors:
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the bus
leaves the house when the Professor is ready, and not before.
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We have a bus
(a small bus) with the most timid driver in Lima. Well, except for the time he
almost ran down a small child while
cutting through a residential district, but against cars and trucks and even scooters he's a wimp.
So we load up the bus with the rest of the group at the hotel and go straight to the private
non-profit clinic. It's a rather nice place. It used to be a private mansion
with extensive gardens, then a motel so the buildings were cut up into lots of rooms
with baths, and now this clinic takes full advantage of both the former
lives of the site.
Here we have breakfast in the conference room, and a translated discussion
with local doctors. Very informative. If there's a gap between 'the latest' at
my university hospital and theirs, there's a yawning chasm between that and the
everyday medical corps. We need to stay more than an hour, more than a 2-day
conference.
Passing the free time before we gather for the afternoon talks at the
meeting venue, everybody retires to their rooms to work on their presentations (didn't they do that yesterday?).
All but me. I'm only talking ten minutes on next-generation sequencing and
furthermore not until tomorrow, so I go for a stroll in the Miraflores
neighborhood, reputed to be the nicest area of Lima.
It is nice. You could be in San Diego. The beach is a dozen blocks away. I
stop for a Starbuck's coffee and head to the mall to see if I can pick up one
of those colorful Peruvian bags as a carry-on, and maybe a cheap pair of
sandals.
Nothing doing. The mall could be in California too: American-type goods at
American-level prices (and you can even pay in dollars for those Himalaya sandals and that Rockport backpack). There are a few Peruvian souvenir shops along the street, and
I do get a bag there, but I notice for the other souvenirs that interested me
as gifts, that the prices were better at the airport. I'll wait.
I need the bag, though, because I'll be taking a bus and then a collective
taxi to Pisco on the southern coast on Monday, and I figure it's both safer and
less annoying to travel light. I'll leave my big bag with Mev's family's house,
and stay there again my last night in Peru.
The afternoon talks are good, though there's not a whole lot for the
European speakers to learn from each other. We're here more to impart
information to our local audience, and to develop collaborations with them.
Perhaps on this assumption that we have « nothing to learn », the
translation of the talks in Spanish into English is lacking. After the last talk
in English, the translator packed up and left.
In the evening the university has a surprise for Mev – we're not just
eating in some restaurant; we're to be given a tour of some of the old
university buildings, and dinner on the porch of one of the cloisters, with
ethnic dancing and a live band to entertain us.
Quite the gala!
Getting there is difficult. Our bus is stuck in traffic, as usual, so
eventually the visitors are paired off with the locals, either in taxis or
personal cars, and off we go in 3's and 4's. Exiting the meeting center,
there's a woman holding up traffic because she's trying to get adequate
directions to our destination. Our driver kindly tells her to just follow us,
and the relief on her face makes me suspect that this lifeline has instantly
cut off all attention to how to actually get there. It's dark now. Traffic even
on this small road is heavy, and we lose her after the first turn.
I'm in a carful of French speakers – Xana, Jean Baptiste, and an elderly
professor at the School of Medicine. One of his daughters is a pediatrician in
the US. He spent some years training in Strasbourg, and we talk of medical
training in different countries for the 20-minute battle of the streets of
Lima (for a mild-mannered professor, he's just what you need at the wheel in Lima - perhaps he'd like to drive the bus tomorrow). At one point I joke he's not taking us to the university at all, but
kidnapping us to make us teach molecular genetics all over Peru. There is no
need, I say, we will happily come back and give as many classes as you want.
Little do I know this is the Dean of the School of Medicine, he will joke
about kidnapping us in his speech later, and that not only workshops among the
elites (such as today), but classes for all the students will be suggested for
a new meeting in two years.
You really can get as much done in a casual car ride as in an official
meeting sometimes. More, even.
The original University buildings are no longer used for teaching, but have
been preserved as a national monument, and serve for various functions like
ours. We are ushered into what used to be a room for presenting one's thesis,
with a head table & three gigantic armchairs on a raised area facing rows
of high-backed wooden benches, and a lectern at one side for the postulant.
Everything is opulently decorated, from the carved benches to the painted and
gilded ceiling. Once everybody arrives there are speeches of welcome and we all
receive certificates of Associate Professor for our participation.
Then comes a very long and scholarly – and dull – explanation of the
history of the room. A little history is welcome, but one this long and
detailed overruns interest by a good deal, especially when we cross a cloister
to view another room. No, we're not ready for dinner yet!
This room is as austere as the other was opulent. There's nothing to
distract us now from noticing that the speaker always closes his eyes to talk,
and then pauses to look only at the translator. Not once does he look at his
audience, and indeed he's not talking to us. He's not interested to see if
we're interested. He's just talking to himself.
He seems very satisfied with the result.
We are seated at tables of 8 for dinner, and people stay fairly segregated.
Only one person at our table doesn't live in Europe: Mabel from Columbia joins
us. Her English is limited, as it is for many of the Peruvian guests, which is probably the main reason for the segregation. It's a shame we don't take more advantage
of this social time to build links between our groups. At the same time, I know
how tiring it is to spend hours communicating in a language you don't really
master.
The band gets going, and it's time to dance.
Ah, here's the first round of Pisco Sours, and some little sandwiches.
They're pretty ordinary little sandwiches, and we all try to hold out for the
real meal to come. Except JB. Any plate with a sandwich still on it eventually
makes its way around to JB's part of the table and is cleared.
As the last of the plates is emptied just as the waiter is trying to whisk
away the last crumbs in order to serve the starter course, I say to Helle that
JB's dog would starve, provoking hysterical laughter that infects our whole
section of the table. Jenny vows to remind Helle of JB's dog just before her
talk tomorrow. That should lighten things up.
The evening fills with food and drink and dancing, both on our part and by
a group of a dozen students doing a traditional display.