It is Thursday.
There is no zebra.
There was one, but it got away.
I may have let it go, concerned it may be unhappy here,
far from the African savannah.
Or maybe it ran off with the circus,
having been offered a better deal, all the oats it could eat and a view of the lions safely in their cages.
At any rate, there is no zebra.
You may go now.
There's no obligation to read a blog lacking in zebras.
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